Madame May and Mr Trump

Incorrect special relationship

Dear villageman, I am finding myself strangely drawn to Donald Trump.  This could become a problem for my marriage if unresolved.  Please help.  Theresa from London.

Mr Trump

Mr Trump worried about ladies

Dear villageman, do you think I am attractive to ladies?  Feeling a little insecure at the moment and need your reassurance – Donald from Washington

Boy with acne sitting with head in hand

Acne – the boy best friend

Many boys very upset and embaress to have the acne on face because girls not interest in kissing.  But in my world exclusiv I explain why this is exelent sickness for boys.

Catfish come to village

We are relax thinking this terrible catfish problem is only in europe counties.  But shock  happen when we find catfish in village…nervous peoples look away.

Three fat ladies

Fat shaming – strange thing

In the world there is fat shaming which cause much upsets.  But in village we have opposite.  If you have heavy body I prove why you are especial.

Armpit hairs

Ladies armpit hairs – the truth

I read on BBC websit shock survey which saying that most ladies worried about hairs in armpit. Today I explain why hair in armpit is exelent and super for getting husband.

Goats

Husband not coming home

My husband goes out a lot to friend’s houses, playing poker and drinking late into the night. I am worried about the effect on our marriage and I feel very alone in the house. What can I do? – Sofia from Madrid

Man on car

Domestic violence affect village

We hear from around world about strange thing called domestic violence and we think it is not possible to affect village.  But terrible thing happen to change this inocent thinking.

Cow

I am really fat

Over the last few years I have put on a huge amount of weight. Girls are not interested in me anymore and all the boys at school make fun of me.  I can’t seem to stop eating so it’s getting worse – Fredrik from Oslo

Old ladies

Body shaming come to village

We are always think that new body shaming problem is make by young ladies with bad heart who living life on intanet. But now big shock happen as we find body shame come to village.

Piglet

I am very ugly

I am an ugly girl and this is making me so unhappy.  Other girls do not want to be my friends and boys are just not interested. Please help. – Ezmerelda from Birmingham (England)

Llama

Boy finish fast

I have a real problem with premature ejaculation.  It is deeply affecting my marriage and making me miserable. – Frank from Minnesota

Mark Zukerberg

Fake news – definite more than 1%

Mr Zuckerberg tell everybody that fake news is only 1% of things on his websit.  But I become shock to find that the world it is complete full of fake news, even in honest villages with good peoples.

Madame May

Madame May’s painful breksits

After Madame May begin to put all chickens back in shed because previous man allow them escape, she have new problem.  Now she May or May be not continue with the painful breksits.

Mr Trump and Madame Clinton

Mr Trump criticise Madame Clinton

Mr Trump he say in news story that Madame Clinton not good example for the ladies because she stay with husband after everybody find out he kissing other lady (or maybe many ladies) in secret.

thevillageman he say…

This is actually very correct example for ladies and I am struggle with understand Mr Trump criticisement.

Madame Clinton husband he is completely normal man.  As long as he bring good money to the house, treat wife very kind (only strict correcting sometimes for big mistake – and then very gentle), not drink alkohole too much, never play poker with friends more than 2 times each week, and make many strong babies, what is problem?

I think Mr Trump he jelous because he like Madame Clinton (in wrong way) and she not interested because she is super wife.  Instead of critisise he should become president partner with Madame Clinton and both can leading America together.  For this we can make new name – the Clump presidency.

The beeutiful image it belong to Rich Girard and is at this place.